Everyone seems to forget that Lily Allen and David Harbor *are* an item.
They met in 2019 and married in 2020. I’d call it a whirlwind, but hey, as Planet Fitness says. This is a no judgment zone*.
Their house is extremely colorful.
They sure love flowers.
And they have this totally useless lamp, which, to me, is the quintessential New York thing.
“This is great, this completely non-functional lamp!”
But I’m here to talk about one room in particular. their bathroom.
Yes, this is their bathroom.
It’s the most living room-like bathroom I think I’ve ever seen.
And it’s a big pink fridge.
The bathroom was apparently mostly David’s business.
“When I lived in apartments in New York, I just had bathrooms. There was a toilet, shower, sink and toothbrush. Now I have a room where you can bathe, or you can sit, or you can brush. your teeth and do whatever you want,” he said.
“I did require some things on this floor, just a few necessities. I said I wanted swan faucets.”
“I also wanted a refrigerator from space.”
There are also sinks that are a replica of something out of Versailles.
They have these random little silver figurines.
And then there’s Lily Allen’s work.
It is an image of an embroidered circle of venereal diseases.
So yeah, it’s a bit redundant.
But hey, I guess that’s what you do with a million bucks.