Chelsea Handler isn’t kidding when she says she’s “not cut out” for dealing with children.
“Until I was 40 years old, I didn’t know that the sun and the moon were not the same thing,” 47-year-old Chelsea admitted. “My older sister Simone looked at the sky and said: “Chelsea, Chelsea, look up! It is not often that you can see the sun and the moon at the same time.
Chelsea replied. “But they’re always together,” before embarrassingly elaborating that he “just assumed that when the sun went down, it appeared as the moon.”
In other news, Chelsea also discussed serious topics during the performance, such as having children Today to promote his new Netflix special, Revolution.
“It’s important to know when you lack parenting skills. You know, instead of shaming people, we should say: “Oh well, good on you for knowing you shouldn’t have a baby.”
“As a woman, I’m so sick, and I’m so sick of being asked that question over and over when I make my views so clear to people.”
On his iHeartRadio podcast last year, Dear Chelsea,, she explained how things would play out “if” she became a parent. “If I had my own, I’d be all over them,” he said.
“I look at it this way. since i don’t have kids of my own i can send strangers to college. I can support children I will never meet, in countries I will never visit. But I’m able to give so much because I don’t have a family of my own, and that’s my goal. I would be a crazy mom. I would be selfish. I would like everything to be great for my child and forget about all the other children in the world.”
I have to bring Chelsea to my next family gathering because the “when are you having kids” questions are absolutely exhausting.